Since its 7 in the morning and I'm awake on my day off I might as well tell you all about this since it would be really funny if it hadn't happened to me.
I had a friend over last night and we consumed copious amounts of red wine in my hot tub. I guess we fell asleep without finishing our glasses because this morning I was rudely awakened when I somehow knocked the glass off of my nightstand.
I've spent my morning (my day off), doing laundry, attempting to take the stains out of my WHITE carpet and picking up shards of glass.
My new book is ruined, my pillows are now permanently purple and I think its going to smell like wine in here FOREVER.
Might I add that I'm also hungover.
Fuck my life!
1 comment:
That's funny yet very unfortunate. You should post that on fmylife.com
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